Endless selfies, food porn and bikini photos are just some of the delights we now see regularly thanks to Instagram. The latest insta-category to give thanks for? Weird (I repeat, WEIRD) beauty trends.
At first, it was contouring, which actually became something that normalised itself. Then there was the ill-fated #kyliejennerlipchallenge (still loling at that one), furry nails (ew!), crystal lips (totally impractical) and the list goes on. Ah the internet – it’s just a gift that keeps on giving, ain’t it?
Fortunately for us, nothing has changed this year ’round – the trends are just as unusual, captivating and yes, slightly frightening. So have a look and ask yourself – are you game for this glam?
Fishtail Brows
Well, well, well… what do we have here. The newest trend to take over our feeds in 2018, is a very edgy one – and for once it can actually be easily achieved (not that we would go ahead and try it, but ya know, we’re here to report). Fishtail brows consist of concealing a part of your eyebrow and creating an angled ‘tail’ in a different direction, the results look like – you guessed it – a fish’s tail. TAH-DAH!
A post shared by Huda Kattan(@hudabeauty) on Feb 19, 2018 at 3:24am PST
The creator of the trend was MUA Stefan from @skyzeditz, but makeup authority, Huda Kattan, tried to recreate the look. And if Huda has okayed it, you know it could become a trend – but let’s hope it doesn’t…
Tinsel Eyelashes
Christmas is just around the corner, so it’s about time we saw some festively-weird beauty trends. Let us introduce you to tinsel eyelashes, an idea by Instagrammer @coolgirlswearmugler, which, to be fair, is not as weird as it is super pretty. And if you think about it, could be really easy to recreate – you’d just need some falsies’ glue and leftover décor from your Christmas tree and voilá!
A post shared by Regina(@coolgirlswearmugler) on Dec 5, 2017 at 11:54am PST
Calling all QUEENS! This beauty trend is for you. It’s not the easiest of looks, but once you’ve mastered it, you’ll be all set. The brow crown is the creation of Sofie Petersen – an Instagrammer who’s not afraid to go bold
A post shared by Sofie Petersen(@sofiepeterseen) on Nov 19, 2017 at 12:21pm PST
Nose Hair Extensions
Nose hair extensions? Can we just stop now? This is absolute madness and somehow it found its way onto our feeds. Why? We really don’t know but after penis eyebrows became a thing (scroll down, if you will) we stopped looking for meaning in these. The trend, which consists of adding fake eyelashes to your nostrils, started with user @gret_chen_chen is now spreading through Instagram.
A post shared by Taylor R(@taytay_xx) on Oct 7, 2017 at 11:35pm PDT
Ponytail Eyebrows
Yes, you’ve read that right. The latest Insta trend is something of an unfortunate breeding. Mary Jane, the talented makeup artist behind the photoshopped image says the edit is ironic, and she’s just “getting tired of edited brows getting recognition”. Well doll, unfortunately now this one is also trending.
A post shared by Mary Jane(@maryivani) on Sep 5, 2017 at 9:04am PDT
McDonalds Eyebrows
Beauty lovers across the internet are showing their appreciation for the American fast food chain in a very original way. Huda Beauty’s McDonald’s eyebrows have taken ‘I’m lovin’ in’ to the next level to VERY mixed reactions.
A post shared by Huda Kattan(@hudabeauty) on Sep 6, 2017 at 11:05am PDT
Feather Eyebrows
Normally we absolutely champion an eyebrow moment and a centre parting whenever we can, but combined into one? This trend is definitely one for the brave…
A post shared by Stella Sironen(@stella.s.makeup) on Apr 8, 2017 at 10:46am PDT
Penis Eyebrows
Feather eyebrows not ‘out there’ enough for you? What about penis brows? It’s official: Instagram beauty trends have gone mad.
We heard of squiggle brows, now get ready for penis brows ! pic.twitter.com/6H1TAtAahG
— priscilla (@priscillastamos) September 2, 2017
Holographic Hair
This is one way to get noticed when walking into a room and Instagram gold (or should we say, silver?).
A post shared by PRAVANA(@pravana) on Apr 8, 2017 at 1:08pm PDT
Floral Eyeliner
It is always lovely when makeup artistry is taken to another level, which is shown beautifully with this painterly trend. Got a steady hand and a good eye? Give it a go and let those double-taps roll in.
A post shared by Lavika Shetty(@lavikashetty) on Mar 17, 2017 at 10:11pm PDT
Candy Floss Hair
A sweet trend, you’ll nevertheless look like a COS-play dress up of My Little Pony.
A post shared by Hair Makeup Nails Blogger(@hotforbeauty) on Apr 10, 2017 at 6:28pm PDT
Unicorn Nails
We all love Unicorns, so getting behind this trend was not difficult – I mean, just look at those colours.
A post shared by Allure Hair Salon(@allurehair_nails) on Apr 6, 2017 at 2:26pm PDT
Corset Braids
Totally in love with this cool-girl hair, which is the perfect mix of young and sophisticated.
A post shared by MILLENNIAL MAMA(@ariba_pervaiz) on Jan 28, 2017 at 9:55am PST
Glitter Boobs
Ever heard that subtlety is sexy? Neither have these guys…but hey, it works; they certainly have our attention! Coachella looks 2018?
✨GYPSY SHRINE SKI WEAR✨ @pmon6 + @sophieteaart at RISE FESTIVAL ✨ @rise_festival ✨
A post shared by THE GYPSY SHRINE(@thegypsyshrine) on Mar 18, 2017 at 10:33am PDT
Barbed Eyebrows
We’ve all seen a sharp brow, but sharp from four different angles? That’s a first (and hopefully a last).
A post shared by @ athenapaginton on Mar 10, 2017 at 8:05am PST
Geode Hair
Inspired by the rich colours in geode crystals, the deep jewel tones are a welcomed change from the mermaid or rainbow hair trend we’ve seen.
A post shared by Hair Makeup Nails Blogger(@hotforbeauty) on Apr 3, 2017 at 10:00am PDT
The Glitter Booty
This is not a trend for the modest or faint of heart – but if you can pull it off (and with Coachella around the corner, the time is now) then all power to you.
A post shared by Daylen Miller(@dipsydeeee) on Feb 23, 2018 at 10:35am PST
Christmas Tree Brows
For the truly festive among us who feel that a novelty Christmas jumper is just too tame, Vlogerr Taylor created this look by feathering our the hairs and adding gems. Ending the year as strange as it started…
Christmas Tree Eyebrows 🎄 Yes or No? 🤔 #christmastreeeyebrows
