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The Kiffness’ best tweets EVER

Twitter may not be the place to solve your disputes, but it sure is entertaining for fans when their favourite stars use the site to slam each other (or trolling haters). The evidence of the shade remains for weeks, months, sometimes years for all the world to see. Lesson: If you don’t want it etched in stone like the Ten Commandments, don’t tweet it. But we will give Dave from The Kiffness props for his hilarious tweets that will brighten up anyone’s day.

See some of our top tweets here!

That time he called out DJ Das Kapital for saying he’d never play Kirstenbosch and look where he’s performing this Sunday!

Throwback to 8 yrs ago when @iamDasKapital tweeted saying I would never play Kirstenbosch.

Well now I am playing Kirstenbosch Kaal. On Sunday. RT to show that dreams come true. pic.twitter.com/eFlY8kNxcb

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) February 27, 2018

When he threw shade at the band Rubber Duc, but it was all in good fun.

A band I’d pay money to watch vs. Rubber Duc pic.twitter.com/r4Jt5NPXIZ

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) February 6, 2018

His clear love for Woolworths.

Woolworths vs. Pick ‘n Pay pic.twitter.com/UMqmGi8bci

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) February 5, 2018

When he gave possibly the worst advice on national radio about water saving tips!

The good folk at @5fm phoned to ask if I’d be willing to share my knowledge on how privileged Capetonians can save water. I obliged.

Interview is at about 17h15 #DayZero pic.twitter.com/XXHQHSKj1w

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) January 24, 2018

Even throwing a little shade at the mammas out there

If your mom doesn’t call WhatsApp “What’s Up” is she really your mom?

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) January 22, 2018

When he almost got into a lot of trouble with the citizens of Cape Town.

When it’s lvl 5 water restrictions , but you’re lvl 6 IDGAF.

jks I’m not in CPT. pic.twitter.com/g42OE6L3DN

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) January 17, 2018

When he made fun of the whole H&M debacle. We couldn’t help but giggle at this one too.

good save @hm. pic.twitter.com/TA7bmowxPn

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) January 14, 2018

His inspiring new year’s resolutions

My wish for this year is to see more bassists & less racists.

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) January 2, 2018

The relationship he has with his mom (SO CUTE)

My mom is in the band now. pic.twitter.com/4h0yF4bcCP

— The Kiffness (@TheKiffness) March 31, 2017

But our absolute favourite had to be when he outed Sketchy Bongo for sampling tracks.

Dave from all of us at GLAMOUR, we thank you for your tweets!

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