People would call you a basic bitch, or just boring and predictable, but you know what? You just know what you like, and that’s cool. It means you’re a pro at decision making and don’t often find yourself in tricky situations, like ordering a rubbish pizza and wondering what went wrong with your life.
You just DGAF. You don’t take yourself too seriously and can’t stand anyone who does. Everyone wants to be your mate, but you’re too busy giving zero f*cks about anything to notice.
You’re uncomplicated and hate drama, but this doesn’t mean you don’t like a little bit of adventure. Sometimes you’re just too cautious or seek too much social validation. You’ve almost certainly deleted an Instagram if it doesn’t get over 21 likes. Let your hair down more. Challenge yourself. Take risks. Have the damn meat feast.
Ham & pineapple
You’re one of those that thinks outside the box, a dreamer of the world. Sometimes you’re labelled ‘crazy’, but you just brush it off – social norms don’t concern you. J.K. Rowling probs has pineapple and ham on her pizza.
You’re underrated. People should like you more.
Opt for a veg-covered pizza? You have strict morals and are relatively health-conscious, insomuch that you care about getting your five-a-day and plenty of vitamins, but not really because you’ve ordered a pizza. But you’re still committed. Perhaps all you want is a big ol’ sausage or slabs of pepperoni, but you can’t bring yourself to do it. Or you’re just a vegetarian.
Anchovies, olives and capers
You’re adventurous and have refined tastes. You probably have cool second-hand furniture and all of the Coen Brothers’ films on your external hard drive (not on DVD, obv). You’re not afraid to speak your mind, mainly because you’re always right. Some will say you have funny tastes, but you don’t care what they think (and you’re not f*cking sharing your pizza with them anyway).
You grab life by the balls. You throw yourself into everything you do (especially if it involves pizza), but sometimes you need reminding to calm down and take it easy. You probably like Eminem.
Any of the following: courgette flowers, sliced avocado, broccoli shavings
You’re creative, there’s no doubt about that. But you sure know how to ruin a good thing by over-complicating it. You need to be reminded to go back to basics every now and again and enjoy life’s simple pleasures. Also, you probably have a beard. And a bad tattoo.
Tuna/ clams/ other seafood that has no business on a pizza
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Disclaimer: Not based on any psychological expertise. At all. And it’s actually totally cool if you order a seafood pizza. Really. It’s fine.
Taken from GLAMOUR UK. Click here to read the original.
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