… If you spend five minutes wandering around in the dark selecting exactly the right seats in the cinema
… To still insist on the whole shebang – a cake, candles and singing – when it’s your birthday
… To approach a dude. Let him worry about why you haven’t called
… To print out your favourite Instagram pics #irony
… To still not understand why guys take pictures of their man parts. Has any woman been turned on by that, ever?
… To dread doing karaoke, then get so into it you’d rather give your Mulberry handbag/boyfriend/first-born child than let go of the microphone
… To have two Facebook accounts – a PG-rated one for your mother, and then one for everybody else
… If you can recall the names of your primary-school teachers, but not the person you met a minute ago. The mind works in mysterious ways
Um, not OK…
… To not tell your co-worker that her skirt is tucked into her panties. So not cool.